I'm embarrassed to say that I did a google search on the terms "spanking Christopher Meloni" a few months back. I don't think I would have been embarrassed if my search turned up any results, but in the whole World Wide Web, I'm apparently the only person who harbors a fervent desire to bend him over, tie him up, and put him on the receiving end of a long afternoon with a leather strap, followed by unmentionable intimacies.Sigh.
It's not just that the man is exquisitely gorgeous (to the point of being my sexual ideal), he radiates an intensity (through his characters) that just cries out to be ravaged.
That's part of my alternative journey. The rest of the world (gay men and straight women), responds to C
hris by wanting to be ravaged by him...and then there's Elizabeth who sees a man that strong and beautiful, and naturally wants to top him (in the worst way, did I mention that? ;) )So, now there's a google result for "spanking Christopher Meloni", my contribution to the internet.
Hmmmmm, having looked at a zillion naked pictures of him before deciding to post the tamer ones, I'm in need of either a cold shower or warm bath, I haven't decided which.
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The fine print:
If you're interested in the naked pictures of Christopher Meloni I chose not to post this time, click away. They are stills from his brilliant and oh-so-memorable time in Oz. What a man.
If you like Chris and have never visited his site at ChristopherMeloni.com , spend a few minutes. An intelligent and funny guy, refreshingly non-egotistical.
If you are suffering from a Chris Meloni sexual fantasy addiction and would like a respite, rent Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. The movie cracks me up, and Meloni's turn as a physically repugnant character is a hysterical twist, if a little off putting to sexual desire. A little rest for the weary.
If you are Christopher Meloni himself and you've some how stumbled onto this blog, please don't spend your newly minted fortune on lawyers' fees for a restraining order on Elizabeth. Honestly, while I only live a few hundred miles from you, you are perfectly safe in the real world. ;)
7 comments:
You want to top him 'really badly'? What, like trip over and drop the lighted candle on his crotch?
Actually, that's probably just me.
Not bad though, 8/10. Find me some more bitches like this!
Oops. I misquoted you. You didn't say you wanted to top him 'realy badly', you said 'in the worst way'.
That sounds ever more like me
LOL, yes, Ms. Jones, but the "worst way" could be bad in a good way,couldn't it?
*scratches head*
Now I'm confused.....and completely distracted by the idea of dripping candle wax all over Christopher Meloni.......
Thanks for making the very first (and second!) comments on my shiny, "spanking new" blog. ;)
Elizabeth
Daaaaammmit, Elizabeth. I just found your blog (via Bitchy, Richard, et. al.) and you splash me right up front with spanking the most ultimately spankable C. Meloni. And I thought I was the only one. Rock/spank on, sis.
~~QueSera
(non-pro yet lifestyle dominant female, who like you, is happily careered, and unlike you, is happily *between* marriages at the moment, with a lovely submissive-hunk-husband-in-training) Hi bbenn, if you find this :-)
QueSera -
Girl, have you stepped in the right blog. We'd be spanking Meloni daily if the other patrons would let me get away with it.
Enjoy. We've only just begun to treat him properly. (And why he is the ***ultimate*** I cannot tell you, but he is It. )
hugs,E
Best believe I would spank him. I am addicted to Oz and Law and Order. Even as Freakshow I would mount him in a second.
Wow, you guys seem to be way too much like me. LOL I love it. Bring on the whip! (It's almost too much that Det. Stabler has such easy access to handcuffs. Grrrowwwll.) He is sooooo lovely.
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