Chiron Beta Prime

I should be tired of this holiday song by now. The teenagers have been playing it nearly non-stop since Thanksgiving.

Apparently, I can't get enough. :)

Jonathan Coultan.

Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors".

I think this is a geek Christmas classic in the making.



Song Lyrics:
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
You may recall we had some trouble last year
The Robot Council had us banished to an asteroid
That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
And we know it's almost Christmas
By the marks we make on the wall
That's our favorite time of year

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
Where we're working in a mine
For our robot overlords
Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime

On ev'ry corner, there's a giant metal Santa Claus
Who watches over us with glowing red eyes
They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good
Not everybody's good but ev'ryone tries
And the rocks outside the airlock
Exude ammonia-scented snow
It's like a Winter Wonderland

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
Where we're working in a mine
For our robot overlords
Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about
We really hope you'll come at visit us soon
I mean, we're literally begging you to visit us
And make it quick before they...*MESSAGE REDACTED!*
Now it's time for Christmas dinner
I think the robots sent us a pie
You know, I love my Soylent Green

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
Where we're working in a mine
For our robot overlords
Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime