Sheesh, E, for a blog about teh spanking, where is teh spanking?
Here is teh spanking!
I am hoping the little animation works after I publish. Mind you, the picture is not *that* exciting, but I was thinking about posting my (killer) cole slaw recipe today, so, you know, you take what you can get for the admission price around here.
Ran across the cutest site, SexualPositionsFree.com.
Spanking post is here.
Let's see some more fun, shall we?
Now, I have no problem accomplishing the above. Some of the other things the little dollies do, I'm not so sure. I have spatial problems.
Crazy Upside Down Squat
Crazy Kriss Kross
Kneeling Pretzel
These make me nervous. Right hand, left hand, who can remember which one is which. Once you mix in legs, and then part A going into slot B, I can get all screwed up (pun intended). Perhaps with a GPS.....
This position, however, I know damn straight I could do with no worries.
Two Men and One Hand
Ahhh, much better. It's good to be Queen. Fetch me a drink, too, handsome? I'm parched!
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Fun with Dolls!
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Fetch me a drink, too, handsome? I'm parched!
Gin & tonic with a lime wedge, coming right up!
Delightful.
Tanqueray, I trust?
Thanks so much!
The page you linked with the spanking position says the following:
Someone suggested that I add a spanking page. I thought this was a good idea. I added a little bit of animation to make it neat. Of course she gets to do the spanking because it wasn't funny the other way.
Am I just in a sensitive mood or did that strike anyone else as a little too sexist for comfort?
Yer bein' sensitive.
And, yes, it is sexist, but only in a roundabout way. I mean, E being a femdommy type and all, would naturally want to see a man spanked.
But on a larger scale, think about what we see in the media: fifteen tv shows in which the husband is a slightly dumb, lovable lunk. Are there any tv shows anymore in which the wife is a ditzy-head who needs the guidance of a man? Not since the early 60s, probably.
And various print ads for cigarettes, alcohol, clothing, or other items that are marketed as stylish often use femdommy imagery; ads that use any imagery that could be interpreted as dangerous for women are pulled almost immediately (remember the Dolce & Gabana ads from a few months ago?)
Hey May -
I hear what you're saying....I thought his comment was kinda cute, in the context. It's a very vanilla site (acrobatics aside). The spanking pose didn't occur to him on his own, it was suggested to him by other people....so, I read his comment as him coming up with the only way it could work in his brain to pose the little dollies.
I just wish the .gif animation had worked when I published it. I had another animiated gif post that didn't work either....don't know why. Which is embarrassing because I am sure it is Internet 101 to know why a gif animates in one spot and not another. (Probably something to do with the code blogger puts around an uploaded photo.)
Animated gifs never work on blogger, I've tried it myself, too.
Apart from that, how can I ever look at my own wooden model at home now without thinking about this site? ;)
I don't think the HTML code has anything to do with the GIF not animating. A GIF is a single file that contains within it many individual pictures, compressed such that each successive picture retains similarities from the previous pictures. This is a lot like the way PDFs can store multiple pages in a single document. Anyway, I would guess that when you upload GIFs to Blogger, they strip out all but the first image in the file.
But more topically, yes, I do know what you mean about the vanilla mind. :) I'm just…a grouch.
Ha!
Love you, May! I got it working. Uploaded to Photobucket instead. You were 100% right, as usual.
I will laugh myself silly if Photobucket flags as inappropriate. They are quite teh prudes over there.
hugs!
Heh, good, I'm glad I could help you get the GIF working.
Y'know, this is exactly how I avoid all that toiling all you dominant women seem to have Tom doing all the time. ::Preen!::
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