My tasks right now are overwhelming

Sort of like this:





*trying* to be good. If I'm good, you won't see much of me until after July 4th. Deadlines ease up then. If I'm not...... who knows, maybe HFDU!

George Carlin

Another one. God what a sucky year for losing cultural icons (and really good additions to the DNA pool). George Carlin is dead.

I don't have time to tell you everything George Carlin meant to me. A lot. He was *the* comedian who shaped my young world view. (Did my mother grasp what I was taking in watching The Mike Douglas Show at 4PM after school? The show looked innocent enough.

Will. Be. Missed. Influence will never be lost. I'd like to do a better photo tribute when I have time. Such a gorgeous, expressive face.

In lieu of the photo tribute I bring you this.







Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits

More fitting anyway.

(Fuck! George Carlin died, motherfucker!! :( )


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edit p.s.: I was trying to think of an analogy to explain to my kids *who* George Carlin was in the time in which I grew up.

I came up with George Carlin = Stephen Colbert. Relentless tugging at establishment thought to the point of all out assault...yet with a charm that transcended bitterness. Brilliance in nuance one moment, jaw dropping audacity the next.

And always a twinkle directed straight at *you* thru the teevee screen, (if you got the joke).

I need you, you, you!

I am many things, one of them a hopeless romantic.

Only teh internets allows me to express it this way. How satisfying is a flow chart? Very!



Click to embiggen.

Flow chart, check. Now

The Blues Brothers.

(sidenote: any two men ever sexier than The Blues Brothers, *ever*? No, absolutely not, never ever. I will hear no discussion to the contrary, period. )





Bonus Pie Chart! All of the days of the week I need your love.



Mmmmmm, pie.

(I am addicted to GraphJam. Help me. I have fallen and can't get up.)

HFDU in Pictures

We're at least two weeks away from a Hot Female Dominant Utopia installment, sorry about that. Real life intervenes, and unless I say "fuck it" to anything and everything, writing isn't going to happen. ("Fuck it" is possible, just not teh responsible thing you know.)

Just because I'm not writing it doesn't it mean it's not going on, though. Ariana and Nolan have lots to do, getting her house ready, assembling lots of hot male slaves to add to the contingent.

Most of the hot male slaves are working hard, while looking sexay at the same time, like the guy above, and this guy below, building a new wing on the house that Ariana took over from her late grandmother.



Some guys take too many breaks!



And then, uh-oh.






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Reader participation:
If you have any HFDU compatible pictures, send them to me.

[bites nails nervously]

1) no penis pictures. Not kidding around!
2) fantasy guy pictures, not a picture from your web cam, c'mon, this isn't *that* kind of website
3) no dick pictures. This is the same as a penis picture, just making sure here. Nyet!
4) Looking for hot, sweaty and working hard hot sweaty guys. Mmmmmm, hot male slaves. Not looking for kink pictures. I have google, I know how to use it if I want kink pictures.
5) No cock pictures. This is is the same as dick pictures and the same as penis pictures but I *really* want to be *sure* I'm clear here. Do not want.

If I get enough good pictures, I'll do another HFDU in pictures post to get it us through.

Mmmmmm, hot male slaves!

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HFDU warning: s/m fiction, may not be your cup of tea, in which case, enjoy the pictures and forget the prose.

Whip Me Up, Tie Me Down

I've had a crappy couple of weeks. Icing on the cake was Tim Russert passing, which really has torn me apart. I can't even post about it. I'm so heartbroken, all I can do is refer you to my Tim Russert label and what I had to say about him last year. Wholly inadequate for such a great man.

Tom to the rescue. His frothy What's Your Sexual Style post was just what I needed.

No surprises here, but after a couple of weeks of unpleasant surprises or turns of events, there's comfort in teh same!

(suggests I *might* even like to try out sado masochism) Test here, from OK Cupid who always has the best tests.



You scored 100 imagination, 83 confidence, 70 dominance, and 50 generosity!



You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring.

You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU: get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call.

Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.

In. My. Lifetime.